CRIMINAL OF CUTENESS: A Cat-erfeiter (CASE F-200001)

This is Rory. The court's first feline defendant. He shall receive a full pardon for his crimes due to his cuteness. However, this pardon is given after much hesitation due to his smug attitude towards his offense of: Copyright Infringement in violation of 18 PET 2320. The evidence presented by the owner shows Rory trying to pass his owner's work off as his own. A warning to other felines: the court may not be as lenient next time.